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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 20.06.2025 10:19

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Yes sir it is.

HELLO

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

What is the best music album of all time?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Sure no problem officer.

J.K. Rowling said that 65% of people in Britain are transgender. Where did she come up with that statistic?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Why do women like black men?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

After a few moments he returns.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Trump is shot, tackled by SS agents, yet then stands, defiant, with fist high, and 52 hours later, walks into the Republican Convention to thunderous applause. Is there anything that can stop this man, who loves his country? Does he get your vote?

{RING} {RING}

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.